1 00:00:00,201 --> 00:00:01,700 Sic ] 2 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,168 [truck horn] 3 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,903 - Adult mark (vo): I grew up 4 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,572 In the middle of nowhere. 5 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:08,540 [truck horn blares] 6 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,246 Of all the terrible days of my lonely childhood 7 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:17,316 The first day of junior high was the worst. 8 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,718 I didn't know how to be a kid 9 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,887 Because I was never around any. 10 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,256 No other kids lived on my street. 11 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,692 I had to attend the nearest catholic junior high 12 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,060 And that meant being bused halfway across town 13 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,729 With total strangers. 14 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:32,865 - Mark: Ah! 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,734 - I shared a room with my 80-year-old grandfather. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,069 [sigh] 17 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,604 - Good morning, pop. 18 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,339 - Good mornin'. 19 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,877 - Pop washed himself like a cat. 20 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,146 Nothing gets you out of bed faster 21 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,748 Than being mooned by an octogenarian. 22 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,083 [phone ringing] 23 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,484 [fiddle music] 24 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,619 - Mary: Oh, I'm good girl, yes. 25 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:57,055 My god, heard all about your husband. 26 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,490 Oh, don't be talking. 27 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,492 Shocking, isn't it, him full up with the cancer? 28 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,228 - My father worked at the radio station next door, 29 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,530 But my mother was a radio station. 30 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,799 She shot out gossip like a machine gun. 31 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,635 - Yes, I'm sure the crowd at the hospital knows best, 32 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,838 But I did hear that dr. Hall left his wife 33 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,507 For a gallbladder patient and he started drinking again. 34 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,142 - Kettle's boiled there, mary. 35 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,111 - Would somebody get that bloody kettle? 36 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,579 I'm comforting alice. 37 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,247 Her husband's good as dead. 38 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,716 - Nothing said, "I'm too sick to go to school" 39 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,852 Like a temperature of a 100 degrees. 40 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,686 - Oh, yes, girl, at least the alcohol would kill 41 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,022 Whatever germs he's apt for getting 42 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,523 From that gall-less hussey. 43 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,957 - Mom, 44 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,426 I can't believe this. 45 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,161 First day of school, 46 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,463 I'm sick. 47 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,930 - Mike jr.: He's faking! 48 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,599 He had his head over the kettle! 49 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:41,834 - See? 50 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,401 This type of scrutiny 51 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,337 Is exactly why I don't share how I'm feeling with you people. 52 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:48,173 - Sweet jesus. Tony walsh died. 53 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,442 Some sort of prick he was. 54 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,278 Still, can't wait for that wake. 55 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,881 Hey, mark, if you're home sick, come with me - 56 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,482 Spread a few germs around. 57 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,519 See if you can't take down a few more of the bastards. 58 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,621 - Which funeral home? 59 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,022 - Carmel's. 60 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,524 - Ah. Better sandwiches at caul's. 61 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,759 - Hey, how come he gets to stay at home and go to awake? 62 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,494 - He's faking sick. - Hold on, dear. 63 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,563 Nobody is going to a wake. 64 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,765 Now, mark, honey, 65 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,234 I know you're nervous about going to school. 66 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,770 I know you're worried about getting picked on 67 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,505 And beaten up and made fun of... 68 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,375 - Wow, you really know how to cheer a guy up. 69 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,643 - But you don't need to be. 70 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,111 I mean, sure those things will happen, 71 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,447 But it's how you respond that matters. 72 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,015 You just be yourself. 73 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,184 - Jeez, don't do that. 74 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,519 - Yes, don't do anything harsh, now. 75 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,856 - People can tell when you're trying to be some'n you're not. 76 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,857 Now, everyone might think you're strange, 77 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:42,260 But you are the sweetest boy I know. 78 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,728 - Strange? 79 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,597 - Nervous or not, if you don't get on that bloody bus, 80 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm going to pick you up like a bloody baby 81 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,534 And carry you onto it 82 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,002 And then they're going to make fun of you even worse 83 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,771 Than they already will. 84 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,539 - Great pep talk. 85 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,341 - Yes, yes... 86 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,877 - Heya, turn that up, your father's on. 87 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,212 - Dick: We go now live 88 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,414 To the scene of a traffic accident 89 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,816 Of ungodly proportions. 90 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:08,219 Here's mike critch with the vocm news. 91 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,822 - The old man had a way of spinning small town news 92 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,691 That made the mundane seem earth-shattering. 93 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,026 - Mike sr.: Two moose were struck 94 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,562 On the trans-canada highway. 95 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,996 The sex of the moose... 96 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,498 Has not yet been released 97 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,700 But early reports indicate that two amorous moose 98 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,769 Were locked in combat in a show of strength 99 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,305 In the outbound lane when a third moose, 100 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,973 The object of their affection, 101 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,875 Looked on unamused. 102 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,977 Two men killed... 103 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,578 One seriously. 104 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:37,982 Mike critch, first on the scene for the vocm news service. 105 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,818 [ambulance siren whoops] 106 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,721 You know what hospital they went to? 107 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,122 Was it st. Claire's? 108 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:45,457 Health sciences? 109 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,459 - I envied that dead moose. 110 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,860 Its suffering was over 111 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,862 And mine was just beginning. 112 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,701 - Go! Carry on! 113 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,935 I'm good. 114 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,072 - Are you getting on? - I'll catch the next one. 115 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,007 - There's no next one. 116 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,075 - Mark! Hey, mark. 117 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,710 Did you see the moose? 118 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,379 Mark! 119 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,782 - These were big kids. 120 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,617 Some had wispy mustaches 121 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,020 That reminded me of the fuzz on kiwis. 122 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,524 - Keep an eye on me. 123 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,763 - There was no going back now. 124 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,364 And, apparently, 125 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,467 There was no sitting down either. 126 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,240 Wait a minute. 127 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,708 Does that kid have a kid? 128 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,244 - Young fox: What are you looking at, prick? 129 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,979 [laughter] 130 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,617 [gentle music] 131 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,889 - Hi. 132 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,992 I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. 133 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:57,329 My name's mark, st. Paul's elementary. 134 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,031 Class of '86. 135 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,665 Ow. 136 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,967 - Fox: That's for making us come all the way out here to get you. 137 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,137 Who the hell was out there on the highway? 138 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,538 Was that your dad? 139 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,339 Why is he so old? 140 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,609 - Him? I don't know that guy. 141 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,614 - Dick: First day of school in the capital city. 142 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,482 Now, mike, that was your boy 143 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,784 Getting on that school bus there, wasn't it? 144 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,252 - Mike sr.: Yes, dick, I'd like to send 145 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,587 A bouquet out to my son, mark, 146 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,889 On his first day at st. Bridget's school. 147 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:27,092 Mark, I know you're scared, son, but I'm sure you're making 148 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,728 Lots of good friends on the school bus. 149 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,229 [laughter] 150 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,064 - Oh, yeah. 151 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,499 Him, that-that's my dad. 152 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,468 [laughter] 153 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,337 That's my lunch. 154 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,905 We can share if you want. 155 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,006 - Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... 156 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:44,509 - Tin of drink, chips and a bun ... 157 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,111 We're going to get along just fine. 158 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,512 - I met her brothers. 159 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,514 - Silver fox: Look at you, ah, poor thing. 160 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,316 This is gonna suck. 161 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,285 - Older mark: Bullying was her family busine. 162 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:55,887 Each copper-headed thug controlled a separate grade 163 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,256 And they all shared the same nickname. 164 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,758 Fox. 165 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,794 - (singsong) ah-ha. Fox got a boyfriend. 166 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,796 - Shut up! He's not my boyfriend. 167 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,297 - Oh, she's getting mad. 168 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,734 - Fox was the only girl, but when it came to bullying, 169 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,703 She wanted to smash the glass ceiling... 170 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:12,871 - Ow! 171 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,372 - And use my head to break it. 172 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,174 - Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! 173 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,411 - Mike sr: Local authorities have asked me to announce 174 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:22,481 They're having a raffle on 800 pounds of moose meat. 175 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,215 ["tom sawyer" by rush plays] 176 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,084 [school bell] 177 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,719 [excited chatter] 178 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,488 ♪ a modern-day warrior ♪ 179 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,889 ♪ a mean, mean stride ♪ 180 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,157 ♪ today's tom sawyer, mean, mean ride ♪ 181 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,560 - Vice principal (on pa): Welcome back, students. 182 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,562 Make your way to class in an orderly fashion. 183 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,932 And would tommy dunphy report to the vice principal's office. 184 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,667 ♪ 185 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,906 ♪ though his mind is not for rent ♪ 186 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,442 ♪ don't put him down as arrogant ♪ 187 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,245 ♪ his reserve, a quiet defense ♪ 188 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,981 ♪ riding out the day's events ♪ 189 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,918 - Sister margaret: Settle down, children. 190 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,720 Quickly. 191 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,922 Good morning, class. 192 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,591 We have some new students joining us today. 193 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,727 Mark and ritchie, stand up. 194 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,929 [chair scraping] 195 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,766 - Ritchie was filipino and the only kid of colour 196 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:18,136 In a school that had the sum diversity of a snowbank. 197 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,670 [giggling] 198 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:20,972 [silence] 199 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,008 - Yes, well, you may be seated. 200 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,944 Our principal would like to say a few words 201 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,079 As we start our new year. 202 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,081 - Sister rose: Thank you, sister margaret. 203 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,684 Who wants to play a guessing game? 204 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,886 - I smelled a trap. 205 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,889 - I'm going to pass this envelope around the classroom. 206 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,624 Feel the weight of it. 207 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,958 The shape of it. 208 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,228 Guess what's inside of it. 209 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,563 - Is it a bible, sister? 210 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,398 - Suck up. 211 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,533 - Is it a frisbee, sister. 212 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,368 - Frisbees are round, idiot. 213 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,875 - A dump truck. 214 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,444 - This... 215 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,146 Is... 216 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,115 A strap. 217 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,384 - Corporal punishment had been outlawed 218 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,786 But nobody told the nuns. 219 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:10,454 - Boys and girls who are sent to the office 220 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,923 Will receive three... 221 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,392 Straps to each hand. 222 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,727 Then you could come back here 223 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,930 With your sore red hands 224 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,700 And think about what you have done. 225 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,135 Well, 226 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,537 Enough fun. 227 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,405 Sister margaret... 228 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,874 They're all yours. 229 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,610 - Thank you, sister rose. 230 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,611 Very informative 231 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,614 - As always. - [door slams shut] 232 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,682 Children, take out your geography books. 233 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,186 ♪ 234 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:47,659 - Silver fox: Thanks for the chips, loser. 235 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,760 See you on the bus! 236 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:53,431 - Gary: What the hell do you have on your feet? 237 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,166 - They're orthopaedics. 238 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,302 I didn't think I needed orthopaedic shoes 239 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,303 But I stand corrected. 240 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,706 - Why aren't you wearing sneakers? 241 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,341 - Just be yourself. 242 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,842 - I like a comfortable shoe. 243 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,445 I'm not a runner; I'm more of a stroller. 244 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,914 I have asthma, but I've always said 245 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,083 Asthma doesn't have me. 246 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:18,056 Oh, what kind of music are you guys listening to? 247 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,524 - Van halen. 248 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,193 - Oh, I hear he is very good. 249 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,996 - What kind of music do you like? 250 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:28,133 - Ah, the dreaded, "what kind f music do you like?" question. 251 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,802 - Well, I like all kinds of music. 252 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,003 Um... 253 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,672 Dean martin more than sinatra. 254 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,941 Well, I like early sinatra. 255 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,876 Not the new stuff. 256 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,711 [school bell] 257 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,281 - Weirdo. - Ow! 258 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,516 [thud] 259 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,018 ♪ 260 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,229 - I was not made for gym class. 261 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,231 I was an asthmatic with fallen arches 262 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,900 And no hand-eye coordination. 263 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,302 I had excellent foot-mouth coordination, though. 264 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,170 [whistle] 265 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,872 - I'm mr. Byrne. 266 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,242 Today, 267 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,445 We are going to use this parachute 268 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,847 To achieve physical excellence 269 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,515 As a team. 270 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,984 Where are your gym clothes? 271 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,386 - I didn't bring 'em. 272 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,721 It's first day. 273 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,088 I-I didn't think that-- 274 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,724 - When it comes to parachute-based sports, 275 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:30,327 We are only as strong as our weakest link. 276 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,663 What's your name? 277 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,999 - Mark. - What's your name? 278 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,802 - I-I-I think he's ritchie. 279 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,504 - We are only as strong 280 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,339 As mark and ritchie. 281 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,675 - [blows whistle] - parachute! 282 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,143 I'm going to call out two names 283 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,612 And those kids are going to switch places. 284 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,748 - Don't pick me and ritchie. Don't pick me and ritchie. 285 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:50,948 - Mark and ritchie. 286 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,817 - [blows whistle] - parachute! 287 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,552 ♪ 288 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,690 - The more I tried to get out, the more I panicked. 289 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,358 And ritchie was no help. 290 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,028 [groan] 291 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,271 [unenthusiastic whistle] 292 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,309 Like in prison, 293 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,979 We got one hour a day to eat outside in the yard. 294 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,648 - Silver fox: Move it loser. 295 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,883 - No matter how badly I had it, 296 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,686 Ritchie had it worse. 297 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,920 - Silver fox: What stinks? 298 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,055 Oh, my god, your lunch is disgusting. 299 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,757 - Middle fox: What is that, dog? 300 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,192 - Gross. 301 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,060 Is that what they eat back in china? 302 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,395 - The philippines. 303 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,529 - He speaks! 304 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:39,664 - What'd you say? 305 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,232 - I'm not chinese. 306 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,701 I'm filipino. 307 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,202 - The foxes were not interested 308 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,605 In the geographic segmentation of asian countries. 309 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,874 The only way 310 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,943 To get a couple of foxes away from their prey 311 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,544 Was with better prey. 312 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,279 - Hey, guys. 313 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,982 So, ritchie, you want to trade lunches? 314 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,251 [exciting music] 315 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,986 - Hey! Hey! 316 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,123 [laughing] 317 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,928 - Um... 318 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,230 Want some? 319 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,233 - Sure. 320 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,243 - I was not used to food that had flavor. 321 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,379 The foods I was raised on only had two colors: 322 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,814 White and beige. 323 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,482 Everything was boiled. 324 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,585 You knew supper was cooked when all the windows fogged over. 325 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,287 - That has got a kick. 326 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,789 Jeez, oi. 327 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,524 That's nuts. 328 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,860 What the hell is in this? 329 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,394 - Finally, 330 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,097 A little pain and suffering that I kind of liked. 331 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,598 [laughter] 332 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,300 ♪ 333 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,104 - Whoo. 334 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,974 [laughter continues] 335 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,688 - Were you bullied? 336 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,289 - How'd you ever guess? 337 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,726 No offense, but I kind of figured. 338 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,862 You know, it's not just you, you know, 339 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,098 I had a bully when I was about your age. 340 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,569 He used to grind my face into a snowbank 341 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,104 Until I begged for mercy. 342 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,273 And then, one day, 343 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,442 Just stopped. 344 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,810 - What happened? 345 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,979 He died of the spanish flu. 346 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,747 It was a different time. 347 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,082 Anyway, I'm just saying 348 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,517 Gets better and all that, that's all. 349 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,853 - Great. 350 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,189 - Glad I could be of help. 351 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,391 Oh. 352 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:50,361 ["ain't that a kick in the head" by dean martin plays] 353 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,334 ♪ how lucky can one guy be? ♪ 354 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,138 ♪ I kissed her and she kissed me ♪ 355 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,041 ♪ like the fella once said ♪ 356 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,010 ♪ ain't that a kick in the head? ♪ 357 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,748 ♪ the room was completely black ♪ 358 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,351 - Ah, it's not every day we get steak, 359 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,553 But the first day of school is a very special day. 360 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,489 - It's not steak, it's moose meat. 361 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,992 - Oh, my god. Don't be so foolish. 362 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,293 Moose, cow, it's all the same. 363 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,694 Moose is just a boy cow. 364 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,730 - Pop: I'm starving. 365 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,099 And speaking of meat, 366 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,235 I've been down at the funeral home all day. 367 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,439 Ah, they put so much makeup on poor tony walsh. 368 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,774 He looked like a parisian hooker. 369 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,208 - Ooh. How was school? 370 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,479 - Didn't you get the crap beaten out of you or what? 371 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,382 - Everybody saw dad with the moose. 372 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,918 And there's a whole family that wants to beat me up. 373 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,387 They made me guess what a strap was. 374 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,022 And I couldn't run under the parachute 375 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,657 Because of my dumb shoes. 376 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,793 And they made fun of me 'cause I don't like van halen 377 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,161 And a girl took my lunch. 378 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,732 So, I had to share chinese food from the philippines 379 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,533 With my friend, ritchie. 380 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,769 - Oh, you made a friend. 381 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,470 Oh, that's nice. 382 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,740 I told you, just be yourself. 383 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,241 - Mm! 384 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,344 Got a little piece of windshield there. 385 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,046 [glass clatters onto plate] 386 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,549 ♪ ain't that a hole in a boat? ♪ 387 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,452 [water running] 388 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,488 [approaching footsteps] 389 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,091 - Here. 390 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,526 - What's this-- - shut up. 391 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,828 Just take it. 392 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,598 - But why-- - shut up. 393 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,067 There's a fox at my school too. 394 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,736 Just don't let them push you around. 395 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,772 Don't be such a wuss. 396 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,840 [pats shoulder] 397 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,751 - Hm. 398 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,322 Let's have seven. 399 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,625 - I didn't mind being the remote because in our house, 400 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,726 - Comedy was king. - I'll take five. 401 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,195 - Wayne and schuster, bob hope, don rickles... 402 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,564 - Give me nine. 403 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,300 - I loved to see the old man laugh. 404 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,735 - Don rickles: Frank was great. 405 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,503 ...You know, a little booze. We used to drink. 406 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,605 - You don't drink anymore? - Johnny carson: Not much. 407 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,007 [laughter] 408 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,608 - Rickles: ...Laughs when you drink. 409 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,943 In new york, when you saw me at the copa - [guzzling] 410 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,446 [laughter] 411 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,115 - Adult mark: Their laughter made me realize something. 412 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,818 There's more than one way to skin a fox. 413 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,388 ["talk dirty to me" by poison plays] 414 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,290 ♪ you know I never ♪ 415 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,225 ♪ I never seen you look so good ♪ 416 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,496 ♪ you never act the way you should ♪ 417 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,499 ♪ but I like it ♪ 418 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,168 ♪ and I know ♪ 419 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,237 ♪ you like it too ♪ 420 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,705 ♪ the way that-- ♪ 421 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,742 - What are you listening to, dick, anne murray? 422 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,110 - Oh, give it. 423 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,378 Get your own walkman. 424 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,246 Oh, that's right, you can't 425 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,049 'cause you live in welfare housing. 426 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,851 [kids laugh] 427 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,554 Your family is so poor, you take the trash in. 428 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:08,126 - Why just be yourself when you can be don rickles? 429 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,960 - Fox is so poor that 430 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,395 I was at the park the other day 431 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,864 And the ducks were feeding her. 432 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,135 You know the difference between fox's dad and a large pizza? 433 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,805 A large pizza can feed a family of six. 434 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,540 [kids laugh] 435 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,245 [school bell] 436 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,817 - No wonder fox was a bully. 437 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,785 Bullying felt great. 438 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,321 - Hey, did you see that? 439 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,423 - It's not her fault her family's poor. 440 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,092 - But she's a bully. 441 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,961 - I know, but that doesn't make it right. 442 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,596 ♪ 443 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,474 With just five loaves and two fishes? 444 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,776 With math. 445 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,511 Copy these equations. 446 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,048 - I had never been sent a note in my life. 447 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,584 But who was it from? 448 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,286 [romantic music] 449 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,230 [approaching footsteps] 450 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,465 - Who is that note for? 451 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,134 - Me, sister. - Don't be silly. 452 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,868 That is a girl's handwriting. 453 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,638 - I-it could be for me. I mean, it's plausible. 454 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,740 - Very well, if you won't tell me who the note is for, 455 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,209 Then I'll give you a note and you'll go to the office 456 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,911 And you'll get the strap. 457 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,714 And, fox, if you think it's so funny, 458 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,016 Why don't you accompany mr. Critch? 459 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,987 [chairs scraping] 460 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,361 - Sir, this is all my fault. 461 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,595 - That's sweet, 462 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,297 But you're obviously not involved. 463 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,598 You just got to give it time, 464 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,234 Let the kids work themselves out. 465 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,902 - Now go. - Yes, sir. 466 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,037 - Don't tell sister I didn't strap ya'. 467 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,705 She'll have my nuts. 468 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,408 And don't tell her I said nuts. 469 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,878 Fox. 470 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:11,348 This is early in the year even from one of your crowd. 471 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,683 - But I never did-- 472 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,851 - I don't want to hear it, I'm sick of it. 473 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,454 I got blisters from strapping you people. 474 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,656 Now get in here. 475 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,363 Hold your hand. 476 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,897 [loud slap] 477 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,533 [melancholy music] [strap hitting flesh] 478 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,402 [strap hitting flesh] 479 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,871 [sigh] 480 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,642 - I'm so sorry. 481 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,145 - When my brothers find out, 482 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,314 They're going to kick the livin'-- 483 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,048 - Here. 484 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,483 Take it. 485 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,085 I don't need it. 486 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,521 I'm more of a vinyl guy anyway. 487 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,256 I'm just 488 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,958 Really, really sorry. 489 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,227 Okay? 490 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,396 - I'm not your friend. 491 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,665 - I know. 492 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,400 ♪ 493 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,440 [energetic music] 494 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,075 [excited chatter] 495 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,382 Ah! 496 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,185 - Girl: Oh, my god. - Ow! 497 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,487 - I'm taking your walkman, dick. 498 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,824 Sorry, just the way things are. 499 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,592 But thanks. 500 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,761 - It's okay. I deserve it. 501 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,198 Yeah. 502 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,665 Ow! 503 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,602 - Silver fox: Way to go, sis! 504 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,070 [laughter] 505 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,272 Yeah! 506 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,007 - Yeah, right. 507 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,408 [whooping] 508 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,444 - Punches for lunches. Yeah! 509 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,079 [energetic music] 510 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,150 [bus pulling away] 511 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,995 - I think she likes you. 512 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,330 - I don't see it. 513 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,964 - Want to get a mr. Freezie? 514 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,333 My treat. 515 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,035 - Sure, that'd be nice. 516 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,705 - All of my life I had felt alone, 517 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,507 But now, at least, 518 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,709 I had someone to be alone with. 519 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,444 ♪